Anonymous asked:

Guys like you make me sad. You're so utterly beautiful and perfect... Yet so disappointingly unattainable.

I wouldn’t say I am “disappointingly unavailable”…

Disappointingly hungry - yes.
Disappointingly tired - most days.
Disappointingly horny - most likely.
Disappointingly single - *sighs*
Disappointingly mental - yup.
Disappointingly imperfect - ain’t we all?

Don’t be so disappointed! You are not missing too much - all the good stuff is right here.