whiskeyandassbreakfast
asked:
sexy fucker!! YUM! really want to lick you. (and also eat your cake) (and # it)

Please don’t lick me… Human saliva is a sess-pool of bacteria and my skin is sensitive to breakouts.

Also don’t touch my cake. I do not share baked goods with anyone (let alone strangers)

Also (again) I am not sure what “#” means… But please don’t do that to my cake either.

Kthankxbye