Have you ever drank water?
Depending on how much pizza and cookies I have consumed… I’m about 75kg (165lbs).
If I ever do… It would be for an awesome reason and hopefully lots of money. I’m not against posing full nude but just have not yet stumbled upon a worthy cause/offer…
Fringe…
*adds to resume/CV*
😘
14…
Aquarius.
I king Neptune bitch!
According to my collection of jock straps, butt plugs, Beyoncé albums and obsession with bearded, tatted and muscled men… YES!
Haha! Well you found me!
Which pics did you find?
Yassssss queen!
I don’t feel as though I should have to choose… Why are you being so cruel.
Obviously I will take them all… And some extra wine.
The end.
his name is Bambi… I got him because Bambi is an adorable badass.
(and it looks cool)
My confidence???
Buddy without wine my confidence is wavering at best ;)
The secret is to appear like you have your shit together regardless how insane you actually are. It’s a skill I have perfected over the past decade.
Thanks for the compliment - confidence takes work and always remember what the public eye is permitted to view may not always be the reality… I am human (ish) so just like everyone else I am not immune to the human condition.
I will be doing YouTube videos soon… Like some workouts and stuff… But I’m gonna try add a personal touch and do something a little different.
Stay tuned…
What else do people wanna see on my YouTube channel?
Just like Cher, Jane Fonda and the ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show”…
My age is infinite.
I fail to see why that matters…
Does my overall attentiveness and likeability come down to the presence or absence of a small piece of skin??? Really???
Are people honestly that narrow minded 😒
How about just liking someone regardless?
I would like for you to in future not as such stupid questions.
Kthankxbye
I got a haircut the other day actually…
Please nobody drop dead… I would feel horrible and it’s kinda my duty as a paramedic to prevent that from happening
Thanks!
Are you (or the US government) offering to buy my ticket over?
I would love to visit heaps but I am poor.
So hopefully one day I get some cool modelling job over in the US or learn to better manage my finances.
Fucking wine, Pokemon toys and fancy underwear… That shit is expensive.
Please don’t lick me… Human saliva is a sess-pool of bacteria and my skin is sensitive to breakouts.
Also don’t touch my cake. I do not share baked goods with anyone (let alone strangers)
Also (again) I am not sure what “#” means… But please don’t do that to my cake either.
Kthankxbye
Yes I dressed as Finn
By anyone who knows me will tell you I am actually LSP.
What??? Is that a new drug? Are all the kids doing it? Will it make me popular?!?!
Please like me!
Hahahaha actually yes! I freak out watching that movie!