Oh honey there isn’t any way. You are screwed.
Have you heard of Adele???
… And wine.do I have to reblog twice then?
Firstly who ever keeps saying these things to you needs to be removed from your life because you do not need that kind of negativity surrounding you.
Second; Boxes are classy as fuck, just ask your cat.
third; I will need to be sent daily samples of these cookies to be able to establish an opinion on that matter.
I do not. Buts its ok because I have cookies and wine. I am a strong independent boy and I don’t need another man to complete my life…
*5 seconds later*
“Never mind, I’ll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
Don’t forget me, I beg
I’ll remember you said,
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead,
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead"
ok yeah, little bit lonely.
Yes. Wine.
I would be paired with wine.
Hahaha “when I get money”
I don’t see that happening. I earn enough to survive and buy new shoes every now and then but don’t see something like that being possible.
My heart screams yes but my brain is a major buzz kill.
Yes. Wine.
Please send it all to me. ALL wine is good wine.
I’ll even drink box wine. Jug wine. Can wine. Bottle wine (when I’m feeling fancy)
Actually don’t mind a little extra padding on a man; thick and muscled is in!
Bigger than me with some scruff/tattoos and my knees go weak!
Although it would be lovely it’s not essential… My last boyfriend wasn’t my “type” but that didn’t stop him from being a kind a gorgeous man.
Personality comes first and looks are the bonus… Being human I’ll admit looks do get my attention though.
dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i fall asleep in your bed for like fifteen hours, you fall in love with me
Omg yes!
Although may I please make a few changes.
*we order chicken wine and cookies.
*your shower is filled with expensive and nice smelling products and I’ll try every single one.
*you have a cat and a dog.
*we have mind blowing sex and I shower again before falling asleep.
Ummm is that you mother???
I told you I will get a boyfriend when the right man comes along - aka: one that can handle my crazy…
You sick bastard why would you only allow me to choose 5…
I shall try though.
1) eevee - because of the evolutions! My current team on “x” is a full eevee team haha!
2) ninetails - because fox with badass power.
3) Lapras - she is majestic and a boat.
4) charmander - because cute and becomes chairzard…
5) artiquino - because beautiful Fucking ice bird!
Ummm no thanks.
For future reference questions like this (those lacking tact or social decency) are never going to “work”.
Yes yes it I post provocative imagines… Still doesn’t mean I am “asking for it” or my value as a person any less.
K thanks bye.
I wouldn’t say I am “disappointingly unavailable”…
Disappointingly hungry - yes.
Disappointingly tired - most days.
Disappointingly horny - most likely.
Disappointingly single - *sighs*
Disappointingly mental - yup.
Disappointingly imperfect - ain’t we all?
Don’t be so disappointed! You are not missing too much - all the good stuff is right here.
My tumblr is full of pics of my butt and I can put both my legs behind my head…
I’ll just leave it at that aye.
Your death will be slow.
Like really slow because I’m too lazy to actually seek my revenge and I have no idea who you are.
I’m kinda busy… Can’t you do it yourself?
NOOOO! its not like that honest!
The issue with Scruff is that when you are on the featured section you get that many messages that you cannot respond to hardly any… and I am not a paid member so I can only see the latest like 20 messages.
Sorry but not being rude, just a tad overwhelmed by notifications.
xo Tro.
All of the ewoks and droids.
ALL OF THEM!
It is penis sized.
Have you ever drank water?
Depending on how much pizza and cookies I have consumed… I’m about 75kg (165lbs).