I fail to see why that matters…
Does my overall attentiveness and likeability come down to the presence or absence of a small piece of skin??? Really???
Are people honestly that narrow minded 😒
How about just liking someone regardless?
I would like for you to in future not as such stupid questions.
Kthankxbye
I got a haircut the other day actually…
Please nobody drop dead… I would feel horrible and it’s kinda my duty as a paramedic to prevent that from happening
Thanks!
Are you (or the US government) offering to buy my ticket over?
I would love to visit heaps but I am poor.
So hopefully one day I get some cool modelling job over in the US or learn to better manage my finances.
Fucking wine, Pokemon toys and fancy underwear… That shit is expensive.
Please don’t lick me… Human saliva is a sess-pool of bacteria and my skin is sensitive to breakouts.
Also don’t touch my cake. I do not share baked goods with anyone (let alone strangers)
Also (again) I am not sure what “#” means… But please don’t do that to my cake either.
Kthankxbye
Yes I dressed as Finn
By anyone who knows me will tell you I am actually LSP.
What??? Is that a new drug? Are all the kids doing it? Will it make me popular?!?!
Please like me!
Hahahaha actually yes! I freak out watching that movie!
You foolish human!
Does anyone know anyone in publishing…. Because I would love to publish my writing!
I’m glad people are liking it 😘
I have been reduced to only iPad and MacBook for communication… Fist. World. Problems…
I shouldn’t complain because that would make me seem like a spoilt little twat but I do already miss my phone
Genetics.
Butter.
Cookies.
… Maybe also a lot of exercise, acrobatics and squats.
… Yeah squats.
A top what?
Are you even a real person mr “anonymous”?
Some of my tattoos I fell asleep during…
Others I thought I was going to die…
Here is a brief rundown…
Fall asleep;
Chest, thigh, arm, wrist, lower back.
Slow death;
Ribs, shoulder blades, foot.
End of the day it’s going to hurt. Sometimes I find I’m just able to work though it. My advice; if the thought of the pain is holding you back then maybe tattoos are not for you?
Some days I am a cat.
Some days I feel close to human.
Other days I have no idea.
I have gypsy blood running though my veins.
I would love to fly or swim the entire ocean.
Maybe someday I will.
Maybe someday I will feel like I fit in…
I post plenty of selfies and acrobatic type stuff but I realised I have not yet written about my “real job”
I thought I would share something I scribbled down a while back after a particular job. I had to treat and transport a young man who had been stabbed; police had arrested him for his protection and the entire journey he was abusing me and screaming…
Title: I tried to help.
It’s ok I don’t actually blame you.
It’s ok I know you were scared and confused.
I’m sorry I couldn’t calm you down better.
I’m sorry it took half an hour before you trusted me enough to properly treat you.
You didn’t know your life was in danger.
You didn’t know it was for your own good.
I patched up your wounds and took away your pain.
I wiped away your tears for you because you were in handcuffs.
You eventually thanked me for treating you like a human.
You eventfully apologised for screaming and yelling.
When we got to hospital you wanted to tell me what happened.
When we got to hospital you panicked and started to become anxious.
I am sorry they had to sedate you.
I am sorry you felt small and alone.
You kept saying “you don’t care it’s just your job”
You kept screaming “I didn’t do anything wrong”
A victim but through confusion and circumstance made to feel like a criminal.
A young man but through a system half broken made to feel lost.
At your time of need I was there.
At your time of need I tried my best.
I returned later to see if you were ok.
I returned later but you had already gone.
We never did get a proper hello.
We never will get a proper goodbye.
Sorry you are incorrect…
For you see my dear; I am in fact not a human.
Meow. 😽
Well yes… Because science.
And as much as I would like I am not a Pokemon trainer with an electric Pokemon…
Also my body cannot produce a 200j bi-phasic electrical shock.
I would love to come to the US… unfortunately in this economy it may be a struggle… feel free to send me cookies though!
Choc-chip. lots.
Yes. I have a doodle. It is anatomically correct.
Drooling could be a sign that you are having a stroke…
Are you able to swallow? Do you have any facial droop or slurred speech? If so please present to a hospital immediately!
not a joke… I do not diet and I enjoy butter often…
cookies, wine, pancakes!
Of course that is with plenty of water and exercise…
The answer to all your questions have already been answered if you have been paying attention…
Have you actually read any of my posts?
Have you not seen;
Chris Pratt
Chris Evans
Paul walker
Paul Rudd
Channing Tatum
Matt Corby
Dane Swam
Tom Hardy
Jason Momoa
The Hemsworth family…
interesting question…
I actually find “hot” people intimidating and struggle with manifesting any sort of intelligent conversation; I also find myself incredibly insecure with them and convince myself they can and will do better…
The guys I tend to go for have more of a ‘goofy’ vibe and look… (Think Chris Pratt) HAHA
Good looks are great and an amazing “icing” to the cake… but at the end of the day when we are grey and old; the cake will be more important than the icing.
All the time 😣
Yes.
Men. I like men.
And wine. And cookies.
… A man with wine and cookies