Actually don’t mind a little extra padding on a man; thick and muscled is in!
Bigger than me with some scruff/tattoos and my knees go weak!
Although it would be lovely it’s not essential… My last boyfriend wasn’t my “type” but that didn’t stop him from being a kind a gorgeous man.
Personality comes first and looks are the bonus… Being human I’ll admit looks do get my attention though.
dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i fall asleep in your bed for like fifteen hours, you fall in love with me
Omg yes!
Although may I please make a few changes.
*we order chicken wine and cookies.
*your shower is filled with expensive and nice smelling products and I’ll try every single one.
*you have a cat and a dog.
*we have mind blowing sex and I shower again before falling asleep.
Ummm is that you mother???
I told you I will get a boyfriend when the right man comes along - aka: one that can handle my crazy…
You sick bastard why would you only allow me to choose 5…
I shall try though.
1) eevee - because of the evolutions! My current team on “x” is a full eevee team haha!
2) ninetails - because fox with badass power.
3) Lapras - she is majestic and a boat.
4) charmander - because cute and becomes chairzard…
5) artiquino - because beautiful Fucking ice bird!
Ummm no thanks.
For future reference questions like this (those lacking tact or social decency) are never going to “work”.
Yes yes it I post provocative imagines… Still doesn’t mean I am “asking for it” or my value as a person any less.
K thanks bye.
I wouldn’t say I am “disappointingly unavailable”…
Disappointingly hungry - yes.
Disappointingly tired - most days.
Disappointingly horny - most likely.
Disappointingly single - *sighs*
Disappointingly mental - yup.
Disappointingly imperfect - ain’t we all?
Don’t be so disappointed! You are not missing too much - all the good stuff is right here.
My tumblr is full of pics of my butt and I can put both my legs behind my head…
I’ll just leave it at that aye.
Your death will be slow.
Like really slow because I’m too lazy to actually seek my revenge and I have no idea who you are.
I’m kinda busy… Can’t you do it yourself?
NOOOO! its not like that honest!
The issue with Scruff is that when you are on the featured section you get that many messages that you cannot respond to hardly any… and I am not a paid member so I can only see the latest like 20 messages.
Sorry but not being rude, just a tad overwhelmed by notifications.
xo Tro.
All of the ewoks and droids.
ALL OF THEM!
It is penis sized.
Have you ever drank water?
Depending on how much pizza and cookies I have consumed… I’m about 75kg (165lbs).
If I ever do… It would be for an awesome reason and hopefully lots of money. I’m not against posing full nude but just have not yet stumbled upon a worthy cause/offer…
Fringe…
*adds to resume/CV*
😘
14…
Aquarius.
I king Neptune bitch!
According to my collection of jock straps, butt plugs, Beyoncé albums and obsession with bearded, tatted and muscled men… YES!
Haha! Well you found me!
Which pics did you find?