Nah my own hands are pretty good at bathing myself. Been doing it successfully for like 25 years now.
But thanks for the offer…
No!
Fuck off it’s mine. All of it. Every last drop and every last crumb!
Take anything of mine just not wine or cookies.
You have been warned.
Why is this even a question?
It’s 2015 a nearly 2016; I feel sorry for anyone in this day and age of knowledge and diversity who discounts potential friends and/or lovers based on trivial crap like if the are bisexual/trans/different race etc.
No more silly questions.
World domination.
Cat collecting.
well well look who it is!
now don’t take this the wrong way but, no.
No I am not going to write up and post an entire workout routine that works for me. There is a few reasons but really think about it; why would I do all that for free when there are people making alot of money from doing so. To me its kinda like asking models and photographers to work for free…
If you are following me you will notice though that each week I post a short and simple ‘Trotorial’ on my youtube page.
other than that to be offered in depth and personalised information and programming it would be as a personal trainer for which I would be charging a personal training fee.
make sense?
The advice I will offer is to invest time and money into seeking professional advice and guidance, it is rude to expect it all for free; remember its a profession and someone’s livelihood.
youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQHJqT1sB6uZNXwGoVu6Qfw
I’d rather you just didn’t try to capture or kidnap me at all really
kidnapping is wrong and immoral. Like cookies and wine make it slightly more hospitable but still… a tad wrong.
You private message Tro all your credit card details and ensure there is no spend limit ;)
Merry Christmas!
well why don’t you just ask all the boys currently in my yard…
… and by ‘boys’ I mean cats. I lure stray cats into my yard with milk in hopes that they will accept me as their new mother and love me forever.
I’m not super confident which is what drives me forward. It’s a constant need to improve myself and prove to everyone (myself included) that I am good enough.
Nope.
I am a strong independent woman and I don’t need no man!
*10 minutes later*
“Allllll by my self… Don’t wanna be… Allllll by my self anymore!”
I have already shot and edited the first three…
But you know what - after that they shall be from here on known as “trotutorials”
Haha! Thanks! A few people have brought this up :p
I was wondering if after all these years you’d like to meet
To go over everything
They say that time’s supposed to heal ya
But I ain’t done much healing
Hello, can you hear me
I’m in California dreaming about who we used to be
When we were younger and free
I’ve forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet
i hate how buzzfeed is always winning against me. i really honestly want to consider myself above clickbait…..but when i see an article on facebook titled “13 potatoes that look like channing tatum”……….
She means “Tatum tots”
Thank you for the concern.
Luckily I did get away once again, Although both times I was attacked I was never sexually assaulted I still feel they deserved to be acknowledged. Too often attempted sexual assault is dismissed because “nothing actually happened” But I wish for people to know that it does matter. Someone tried to forcibly violate your body - even if you were lucky enough to escape ‘unharmed’ you still have been damaged. You deserve to struggle and take time to recover, you still have to right to report it and get justice.
I hope that by sharing my stories and regret for not taking further actions can give other the strength to stand up and fight.
Also this even was quite a while ago so I have had time to heal, but still, thank you again for the concern and thank you to anyone else who has messaged me with the same concerns. xo TRO
irregular cycles of crippling anxiety and depression
HAHAHA
and the realisation I will never look at you with the same longing and sense of desire than I do a bottle of wine and tray of cookies.
you should prob head over to my youtube channel for more about this kinda stuff!
No!
What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is also mine. Especially when in reference to food.
Thanks you for making me feel like I am actually a doing some level of good… Makes me feel like it is all worth it if I am able to help you overcome problems I am all too familiar with.
Be you. You is pretty cool.
Take that tumblr!
Do I get a crown? A gift certificate? A cake?
… Please tell me I get a cake!