I wouldn’t say I am “disappointingly unavailable”…
Disappointingly hungry - yes.
Disappointingly tired - most days.
Disappointingly horny - most likely.
Disappointingly single - *sighs*
Disappointingly mental - yup.
Disappointingly imperfect - ain’t we all?
Don’t be so disappointed! You are not missing too much - all the good stuff is right here.
My tumblr is full of pics of my butt and I can put both my legs behind my head…
I’ll just leave it at that aye.
Your death will be slow.
Like really slow because I’m too lazy to actually seek my revenge and I have no idea who you are.
I’m kinda busy… Can’t you do it yourself?
NOOOO! its not like that honest!
The issue with Scruff is that when you are on the featured section you get that many messages that you cannot respond to hardly any… and I am not a paid member so I can only see the latest like 20 messages.
Sorry but not being rude, just a tad overwhelmed by notifications.
xo Tro.
All of the ewoks and droids.
ALL OF THEM!
It is penis sized.
Have you ever drank water?
Depending on how much pizza and cookies I have consumed… I’m about 75kg (165lbs).
If I ever do… It would be for an awesome reason and hopefully lots of money. I’m not against posing full nude but just have not yet stumbled upon a worthy cause/offer…
Fringe…
*adds to resume/CV*
😘
14…
Aquarius.
I king Neptune bitch!
According to my collection of jock straps, butt plugs, Beyoncé albums and obsession with bearded, tatted and muscled men… YES!
Haha! Well you found me!
Which pics did you find?
Yassssss queen!