I don’t feel as though I should have to choose… Why are you being so cruel.
Obviously I will take them all… And some extra wine.
The end.
his name is Bambi… I got him because Bambi is an adorable badass.
(and it looks cool)
My confidence???
Buddy without wine my confidence is wavering at best ;)
The secret is to appear like you have your shit together regardless how insane you actually are. It’s a skill I have perfected over the past decade.
Thanks for the compliment - confidence takes work and always remember what the public eye is permitted to view may not always be the reality… I am human (ish) so just like everyone else I am not immune to the human condition.
I will be doing YouTube videos soon… Like some workouts and stuff… But I’m gonna try add a personal touch and do something a little different.
Stay tuned…
What else do people wanna see on my YouTube channel?
Just like Cher, Jane Fonda and the ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show”…
My age is infinite.
I fail to see why that matters…
Does my overall attentiveness and likeability come down to the presence or absence of a small piece of skin??? Really???
Are people honestly that narrow minded 😒
How about just liking someone regardless?
I would like for you to in future not as such stupid questions.
Kthankxbye
I got a haircut the other day actually…
Please nobody drop dead… I would feel horrible and it’s kinda my duty as a paramedic to prevent that from happening
Thanks!
Are you (or the US government) offering to buy my ticket over?
I would love to visit heaps but I am poor.
So hopefully one day I get some cool modelling job over in the US or learn to better manage my finances.
Fucking wine, Pokemon toys and fancy underwear… That shit is expensive.
Please don’t lick me… Human saliva is a sess-pool of bacteria and my skin is sensitive to breakouts.
Also don’t touch my cake. I do not share baked goods with anyone (let alone strangers)
Also (again) I am not sure what “#” means… But please don’t do that to my cake either.
Kthankxbye
Yes I dressed as Finn
By anyone who knows me will tell you I am actually LSP.
What??? Is that a new drug? Are all the kids doing it? Will it make me popular?!?!
Please like me!
Hahahaha actually yes! I freak out watching that movie!
You foolish human!
Does anyone know anyone in publishing…. Because I would love to publish my writing!
I’m glad people are liking it 😘
I have been reduced to only iPad and MacBook for communication… Fist. World. Problems…
I shouldn’t complain because that would make me seem like a spoilt little twat but I do already miss my phone
Genetics.
Butter.
Cookies.
… Maybe also a lot of exercise, acrobatics and squats.
… Yeah squats.
A top what?
Are you even a real person mr “anonymous”?
Some of my tattoos I fell asleep during…
Others I thought I was going to die…
Here is a brief rundown…
Fall asleep;
Chest, thigh, arm, wrist, lower back.
Slow death;
Ribs, shoulder blades, foot.
End of the day it’s going to hurt. Sometimes I find I’m just able to work though it. My advice; if the thought of the pain is holding you back then maybe tattoos are not for you?
Some days I am a cat.
Some days I feel close to human.
Other days I have no idea.
I have gypsy blood running though my veins.
I would love to fly or swim the entire ocean.
Maybe someday I will.
Maybe someday I will feel like I fit in…
I post plenty of selfies and acrobatic type stuff but I realised I have not yet written about my “real job”
I thought I would share something I scribbled down a while back after a particular job. I had to treat and transport a young man who had been stabbed; police had arrested him for his protection and the entire journey he was abusing me and screaming…
Title: I tried to help.
It’s ok I don’t actually blame you.
It’s ok I know you were scared and confused.
I’m sorry I couldn’t calm you down better.
I’m sorry it took half an hour before you trusted me enough to properly treat you.
You didn’t know your life was in danger.
You didn’t know it was for your own good.
I patched up your wounds and took away your pain.
I wiped away your tears for you because you were in handcuffs.
You eventually thanked me for treating you like a human.
You eventfully apologised for screaming and yelling.
When we got to hospital you wanted to tell me what happened.
When we got to hospital you panicked and started to become anxious.
I am sorry they had to sedate you.
I am sorry you felt small and alone.
You kept saying “you don’t care it’s just your job”
You kept screaming “I didn’t do anything wrong”
A victim but through confusion and circumstance made to feel like a criminal.
A young man but through a system half broken made to feel lost.
At your time of need I was there.
At your time of need I tried my best.
I returned later to see if you were ok.
I returned later but you had already gone.
We never did get a proper hello.
We never will get a proper goodbye.
Sorry you are incorrect…
For you see my dear; I am in fact not a human.
Meow. 😽
Well yes… Because science.
And as much as I would like I am not a Pokemon trainer with an electric Pokemon…
Also my body cannot produce a 200j bi-phasic electrical shock.
I would love to come to the US… unfortunately in this economy it may be a struggle… feel free to send me cookies though!
Choc-chip. lots.
Yes. I have a doodle. It is anatomically correct.